THE POWDERED UP OLD DUDE????? Junlee! Young man! This is the most holy of Hindu gurus, his 'powdered up' nakedness denotes his denunciation of material possessions. He shifts the focus of his life toward the spiritual goals to which we all aspire. His hair uncut and unkempt, is a sign that the physical body is but a conduit of the eternal soul... He shuns meat and the killing of any sentient being, as he knows that all animal life has a soul and is working it's way through it's own Karmic path back to the Godhead. Often he allows his body to starve and dehydrate, as he understands that the needs of the body detract from the needs of his ever living soul.
He does however own a Sega Saturn, and often plays Sega Rally and Nights Into Dreams...
When I quizzed him about the nature of God, spirituality and the Universe he replied...
"Father Krishna, you have sought enlightenment and it is thus... Watch as many Segata Sanshiro videos as you can, promote the Saturn and The Dreamcast and guide that young man Junlee away from the corruption of alcohol, Walmart and the Wii..."
As long as you know your transgression Junlee, your karmic balance will be restored... Renounce meat, alcohaol, work, the Wii... take a spiritual journey back to your home (the bosom of your family) seek out that long neglected Dreamcast and restore it to it's natural place in the feng shui centre of your room, then play Shenmue till you go blind... Then, AND ONLY THEN, will your karmic balance be restored...Oh and sayone prayer a day to Segata Sanshiro, and buy a Saturn...
You can get through this with my guidance... LMAO!
Be afraid, BE VERY AFRAID!!!
(Disclaimer) FK has drunk for only the second time in two weeks, he is curently withdrawing from nearly a quarter of a century of narcotic abuse, both his body and mind are fragile and he might be spouting bullshit, now or any time in the future...
Caleb your Chi will be balanced as long as you pretend the chicken or venison are soya and lentils, and as long as you keep visiting the Saturn Junkyard... I am a man of the cloth, I'll put in a good word for you... ;)
lol - good stuff FK!
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ReplyDeleteSorry - don't know why it did that... %-/
ReplyDeleteIt's nice though :)
ReplyDelete(takes photograph..... ) installation art i love it.......
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Yeah I'm thinking of getting it framed...
ReplyDeleteMight I add that the pic of the powdered up old dude at the top of your side bar is slightly creepy...
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THE POWDERED UP OLD DUDE?????
ReplyDeleteJunlee! Young man! This is the most holy of Hindu gurus, his 'powdered up' nakedness denotes his denunciation of material possessions. He shifts the focus of his life toward the spiritual goals to which we all aspire. His hair uncut and unkempt, is a sign that the physical body is but a conduit of the eternal soul...
He shuns meat and the killing of any sentient being, as he knows that all animal life has a soul and is working it's way through it's own Karmic path back to the Godhead. Often he allows his body to starve and dehydrate, as he understands that the needs of the body detract from the needs of his ever living soul.
He does however own a Sega Saturn, and often plays Sega Rally and Nights Into Dreams...
When I quizzed him about the nature of God, spirituality and the Universe he replied...
"Father Krishna, you have sought enlightenment and it is thus...
Watch as many Segata Sanshiro videos as you can, promote the Saturn and The Dreamcast and guide that young man Junlee away from the corruption of alcohol, Walmart and the Wii..."
So now you know... ;)
alcohol, walmart and the wii...LOL!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I had no idea!
As long as you know your transgression Junlee, your karmic balance will be restored... Renounce meat, alcohaol, work, the Wii... take a spiritual journey back to your home (the bosom of your family) seek out that long neglected Dreamcast and restore it to it's natural place in the feng shui centre of your room, then play Shenmue till you go blind... Then, AND ONLY THEN, will your karmic balance be restored...Oh and sayone prayer a day to Segata Sanshiro, and buy a Saturn...
ReplyDeleteYou can get through this with my guidance... LMAO!
Be afraid, BE VERY AFRAID!!!
(Disclaimer) FK has drunk for only the second time in two weeks, he is curently withdrawing from nearly a quarter of a century of narcotic abuse, both his body and mind are fragile and he might be spouting bullshit, now or any time in the future...
:)
Oh my... Perhaps we should take a walk dear Father...
ReplyDeleteI only fully enjoy playing Saturn when I am eating vension stew or chicken...How can I ever balance my chi...
ReplyDeleteCaleb your Chi will be balanced as long as you pretend the chicken or venison are soya and lentils, and as long as you keep visiting the Saturn Junkyard... I am a man of the cloth, I'll put in a good word for you... ;)
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