he just single handely turned stalking into an artform......
He did indeed, but with such grace sophistication and aplomb... Now what was Salma Hayek's number again???
Amazing! A brilliant idea! We simply have to do it!
...okay then let's start a list...Salma HayekAngelina Jolie..erm Petunia Gnome?
....alright.. why has everyone gone and left me?... I wash, I pay my taxes, ...and i've never been to a massage parlour..........Okay well if that's the way you want it,Im going home....(looks at the Segata wigs and costumes gathering dust and cobwebs....).at what are we going to do about the cult? we've had no new recruits in over a week....hello.....(elderly peers into Father Krishnas inner Sanctum.....).......holy shi.....so that's why you've been quiet....wow!.....
Uhm, Hi...:)
Dear Compatriots,Forgive my anti-social status. It's bloody games, games , games.Bloody Code veronica now. And I said no more RPGS! They are killing me softly...Right I'm off to say hello to my dear friends Gnome and Elderly instead of festering around a load of zombies and neglecting my blogs!!Onwards!!!And the stalking list! A sterling idea! Salma, Angelina, Rosario Dawson, Penelope Cruz, beyonce and Eva Mendez!!! That'll do for starters!!!
eva mendez...... (droooooooollll)
Tera Patrick, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Ciara, J-Lo, Halle Berry,Uma Thurman...
....we can't stalk all of them... no we'll have to be selective... I'll make a cup of tea then we'll whittle the list down.......damn stalking is more difficult than i had imagined.....
The Pussy Cat Dolls, Cheryl Tweedy, Rhianna, the Sugababes, Fern Britten, Liz McDonald...
Charlotte Church, Gwen Stefani, Ugly Betty, Billie Piper, Michelle Marsh, Jamelia, Javine, Mysteeq, Fergie, Ugly Betty's sister...
...erm the younger version of Liz mcdonald if possible.... we'll never get through these in a year......
Marylin Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Jean Harlowe , Anna Nicole, Beverly Callard, Josephine Baker, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Eva Longaria, Sophia Loren, Sophie Howerd, Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox, Jamie Lee Curtis...
...im gonna need me some extra vitamins......
I'll be stalkint the 15,000$ then...
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he just single handely turned stalking into an artform......
He did indeed, but with such grace sophistication and aplomb... Now what was Salma Hayek's number again???
Amazing! A brilliant idea! We simply have to do it!
...okay then let's start a list...
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
..erm Petunia Gnome?
....alright.. why has everyone gone and left me?...
I wash,
I pay my taxes,
...and i've never been to a massage parlour....
....
..Okay well if that's the way you want it,Im going home....
(looks at the Segata wigs and costumes gathering dust and cobwebs....)
.at what are we going to do about the cult? we've had no new recruits in over a week....
hello.....
(elderly peers into Father Krishnas inner Sanctum.....)
.......holy shi.....
so that's why you've been quiet....
wow!.....
Uhm, Hi...
:)
Dear Compatriots,
Forgive my anti-social status. It's bloody games, games , games.
Bloody Code veronica now. And I said no more RPGS!
They are killing me softly...
Right I'm off to say hello to my dear friends Gnome and Elderly instead of festering around a load of zombies and neglecting my blogs!!
Onwards!!!
And the stalking list! A sterling idea!
Salma, Angelina, Rosario Dawson, Penelope Cruz, beyonce and Eva Mendez!!! That'll do for starters!!!
eva mendez...... (droooooooollll)
Tera Patrick, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Ciara, J-Lo, Halle Berry,Uma Thurman...
....we can't stalk all of them... no we'll have to be selective... I'll make a cup of tea then we'll whittle the list down.......
damn stalking is more difficult than i had imagined.....
The Pussy Cat Dolls, Cheryl Tweedy, Rhianna, the Sugababes, Fern Britten, Liz McDonald...
Charlotte Church, Gwen Stefani, Ugly Betty, Billie Piper, Michelle Marsh, Jamelia, Javine, Mysteeq, Fergie, Ugly Betty's sister...
...erm the younger version of Liz mcdonald if possible.... we'll never get through these in a year......
Marylin Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Jean Harlowe , Anna Nicole, Beverly Callard, Josephine Baker, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Eva Longaria, Sophia Loren, Sophie Howerd, Linda Lusardi, Sam Fox, Jamie Lee Curtis...
...im gonna need me some extra vitamins......
I'll be stalkint the 15,000$ then...
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