The text is in Portuguese, but the message is clear: Chuck Norris kicks ass!
Then I thought, who else kicks ass? That's right, Segata Sanshiro! But sadly, after some research, I found out that there wasn't any kind of trading cards with his picture! SACRILEGE!
But fear not, for NebachadnezzaR is here to calm the wrath of our god, creating a card with his holy image!
Gaze with awe to what I have done in the name of our master!
So...what do you think?
The text is roughly the same of the Chuck Norris card, by the way.
TRULY AMAZING! Wow! Why can't I do stuff like that!?
ReplyDeleteI think we need to see as many fictional mock ups of as many Segata products as possible!
Let the product mock ups commence!
(bows to nebazzar...) oh brother you are worthier than I, Segatta Sanshiro smiles on you this day.....
ReplyDeleteGod! He's just great isn't he? This place would have withered and died without him!
ReplyDeleteSegata bestowed him upon the SJY!
he is like Neo in the Matrix... He is 'The One'!
i don't know what that fraction on the lower right corner is for, but since it's on a segata sanshiro card, it should be 99/0. his badasslyness is at least double infinity.
ReplyDeleteYou misspelled "lose" four times.
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