Well and truly inspired by J (see below). It's time to air (for AT LEAST the second time), this mini documentary about the greatest man to ever walk the earth - (possibly).
The great Segata Sanshiro! Without him the world would have crumbled into a thousand pieces, the oceans would have evaporated and the tears of a billion babies would have gushed to take their place...
OK none of that is true, but without shadow of a doubt, he has got to be the single best advertisement campaign for the Sega Saturn (something we in the west never managed...)
Had Segata graced our screens, the Saturn would still be selling like hot cakes and the 128bit era would never have arrived - there simply would have been no need! Watch with a tear in your eye, as this documentary unfolds...
Wednesday, 30 May 2007
BDPE - Segata Sanshiro: The Legend
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(following a prolonged session of abolution elderly feels worthy to watch.... grabs popcorn....)
..munch... munch..... excellent
(bows in adoration...)
Good man Elderly! Still feeling a strong sense of allegiance to our esteemed leader? Excellent!
Now where did I put thos Elvis wigs and Judo suits? Ah here they are... *blows dust off...* Here's yours Elderly, Seamus there's yours, J here's a special gold one for you, Caleb... You get the Rex Kwondo Stars and Stripes one... Gnome here's yo... Gnome? Gnome?
Hey Elderly where's Gnome?
Whoops! Pierre I need to measure you up for a blue and white horizontal striped one...*rushes off to get tape measure...* Ah! The cult is back together again! Splendid!
Here, here I am! Don't tell Segata.
So, the cult's on? Great!
He should be in school books every where as a part of history!
SEGA!!
Deitrix! Oh my God I forgot Deitrix¬ Right Mr. D... Judo suit... CHECK! Elvis wig... CHECK! Yep, you're good to go! SEGA!
Gnome! Glad you've reported for duty!
Right! Time for chanting practise... 1-2-3..
SAY-GA-SA-TAN-SHIRO!
SAY-GA-SA-TAN-SHIRO! etc.etc...
my wigs too tight.... can i have a gold one?
YES! God Elderly, you always want to stand out from the Segata Cult crowd...
Stand out?, well i do, I haven't got a Saturn...
(thunder rolls.... lighting strikes.....)
ouch!!!!... jeez what was that?
Sshhh!!! Don't ever speak of it again... The next bolt could be fatal...
Fantastic video. Except for the narrators voice, 'twas a bit annoying.
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