Thursday, 29 March 2007

Bienvue Pierre!


Bonjours Mesieurs et madames!

Avec grande contentment, je presente Monsieur La Stank!

No I've not gone mad , I'm just extremely thrilled to be able to present to you, our newly acquired gallic correspondent Pierrre La Stank!

It is a little known fact that Pierre was a Dreamcast Junkyard correspondent and team member before I was! Like a comet his blaze of glory was short lived!

But now he's back, with glad tidings of great joy! the long awaited sequel to the Saturn's Magnum Opus "NiGHTS" is back and on the Wii!!!

Cripes! Being a hard working chap and family man, Pierre only has time for the occasional post, but each one will be like the pearl inside an oyster... A beautiful discovery that took quality time to produce!

We here at the Saturn Junkyard are thrilled to have him aboard and look forward to his contributions!

Bon nuit mes enfants!

FK!

8 comments:

Pierre LaStank said...

I'm not sure who the Pierre fellow is, but he sounds both handsome and well endowed. Total package, really.

fatherkrishna said...

I'd have to say I agree. In fact, put the Saturn Junkyard team on a tour of Women's Institute tea rooms and we could be the new Retro Gaming Chippendales....

Pierre LaStank said...

Throw in a couple of strategically placed spinning controllers, and I think you've got something there!

gnome said...

Welcome, welcome, just be careful with this huge thing please....

The Elderly said...

my friend had one like that... poor bloke used to faint everytime he got erm happy!... something about blood flow......

fatherkrishna said...

I can sympathise with that particular predicament... All the blood drains from my 'old man' every time I get an idea...
LOL!

The Elderly said...

...never happens me, though i do have very small ideas......

KlaarX said...

Hello,
Great blog but you've made some little mistakes in french ;)

You should write :
"Bonjour Mesdames et Messieurs"
(Ladies first ;) )

"C'est avec un grand plaisir que je vous présente Monsieur La Stank !"

And at the end

"Bonne nuit, les enfants !"
Hope you'll aprreciate my help