Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Japanese games have weird names

While searching the web for Saturn related stuff I came across two particular games that caught my attention due to their weird titles. No, I don't mean waku puyo-like weird, I mean really weird. Check this game for instance, called Mechanical Violator Hakaider. Wait, what? Mechanical Violator? Do we control some kind of rapist robot? Apparently no, it's a light-gun game but not like Virtua Cop or House of the Dead. Instead it has more story, intercalating the playable sequences with what they call "FMV style 3D RPG sections". Don't ask me what they are all about...
Anyway, we should have guessed all of this for the title, shouldn't we?


Think that was weird? Well, prepare for the next title. This one is called (prepare yourself) 6 Inch My Darling! Yes, that's it, 6 Inch My Darling... So, want to know what this one is all about? Well, apparently it's a typical Japanese text adventure (therefore, unplayable for the non-japanese reader) about 6 Inch tall people. Well, that explains the title, but I still think they should have saved it for an hentai game about some dude with a 6 inch penis...


Anyway, expect my next post to have more quality...

6 comments:

The Elderly said...

finally.... a pron post..

6 inch.. what were they thinking..

fatherkrishna said...

LOL! the next post is going to have MORE quality? That one was sublime!

I never thought I'd see the phrase "six inch penis" in a SJY review! Very funny stuff!

And there's another Light Gun game for the Saturn? Right! I'm hunting it down... It will be mine, oh yes IT WILL BE MINE!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!

Caleb said...

I would be over-qualified to be a character in that particular video game.

fatherkrishna said...

Caleb! What are you implying!? Saucy!

Caleb said...

What?

I am like almost 6 foot tall in real life!

How the hell could I be in a game about people that are only 6 inches high?!!?!?!?!

My goodness.

Get your mind out of the gutter FC!

fatherkrishna said...

Sorry, but my mind is permanently in the gutter! LOL :)