Saturday, 16 December 2006

No Saturn? No Problem!


We all want to play Saturn games don't we? Come on that's the reason were here...
But what if your local retro gaming outlet/pawnshop/junkyard doesn't carry one? What if you have one but it's malfunctioning? What if your broke as this festive time of year approaches?
What if your in the same position as me, and, in the words of my good lady wife, "if you bring just one more bloody console into this house, I'll snap your bloody cock off!" (Cough!)



Well, don't worry you can access every Saturn game you ever wanted for play on your PC. Wecome to the world of Coolrom.com. This wonderful, (yet possibly illegal) emulation site allows you to access a full range of Saturn releases which you can simply download FOR FREE!! And you can find it here... No not there, that's later!!! I meant here!




Now bearing in mind the illegality issue, I of course, would never download anything which I was not able to access within the boundaries of copyright law. However, a certain fat, bald and yet stunningly handsome 'friend' of mine, known as (cough!) 'Father Rama' (ahem!) is currently downloading the wonderful 'Christmas Nights' for a bit of festive gameplay. Its a game I've been...sorry... he's been trying to get unsuccessfully for years.



And the fun doesn't stop at the Saturn good people, oh no! You can access titles released on the Gameboy, Atari, GBA, SNES, N64 etc.



How's that as a little festive gift for you all... HO! HO! HO!



...and talking of Ho!Ho!Ho! I must tell you about a most wonderful film that had me laughing my arse off last night. welcome to Borat -The Movie.
For those few of you not familiar with Borat, he is the comic creation of the most excellent Sacha Baron Cohen, perhaps more familiar to most as Ali G. Borat is the number one T.V. reporter from Khazakstan, and the Americans he meets think he is a real... He then pushes them to the limits of their patience and credulity by staging all manner of outrageous acts... Oh just watch the trailer here

6 comments:

gnome said...

Borat, Saturn, outlaws and tons of free roms bundled into one impressive post... Yes father garuda, that's blogging bliss!

elderly said...

A most excellent post. There is no doubt Santa is working through you as you bestow this unconditional, festive gift on us humble bloggers.

I thank you, if only your dear ball and chain were aware of the joy you have brought, there would be no fear of her threatening your manhood.

ps
am did Santa say anything about the red lamborghini......

fatherkrishna said...

Thanks oh noble blogging guides.
Glad I could show you something new, feel free to flag it up over at your places.
BTW guys thanks for giving the Saturn Junkyard a plug on your most esteemed of sites... Elderly, I love the Saturn logo link. Cheers!
( apparently the lamborghini is out of stock in red, but he's managed to get hold of a red lada for you...hope that will suffice...)

The GagaMan(n) said...

Erm...don't you need a chipped Saturn to run copies? Also, Saturn eemulation on the PC ain't too hot...if you can find them and have the money, buy the games instead! Unless it's something like Radiant Slivergun which would set you back £100+ of course.

fatherkrishna said...

Gagaman(n) honoured to see you back here... Erm again I don't really know... Are you talking about burning these suckers to disc? Then yeah..chipped obviously...
My ( I mean Father Rama's) attempts to download and play CHRITSMAS NiGHTs on my PC were 100% unsuccessful...
However the site has allowed my sons to relive their early Gameboy Pokemon memories on the PC, so not a total waste of time after all...
Still, having picked up my last saturn accquisition for 2op... I guess wise choices for Internet and carboot purchases are the way forward...
Is there any chance of just coming here and dropping in a positive comment? About the games, the console, or my first attempt at an independent blog?
Come on Gagaman(n)
I'd love to post a link on the site to your blogs... If so which one's (or one would) you prefer the most?
Hey! As someone who knows the Saturn again invite you to be a team member... Whaddaya say?

gnome said...

(gnome anticipates stuff with anticiation... the breeze is breezing)