"It's Been Emotional..."

As Vinnie Jones, famous 'Hollywood' British 'actor'/WELSH??? Premiership Footballer & Grabber of Paul 'Gazza' Gascoine's testacles once said in some shit Guy Richie film or other.... "It's been emotional..."

And yet that could best describe my own personal 72 hours this weekend.

Wow! Starting with a promise to get back to Saturn related posts this weekend, I was thrilled to receive via eBay, my Sega Saturn 'Steering Wheel', for the quite bargaintastic price of £8 plus P + P! Yeah! I didn't even know this existed till I started this blog... It's official title is the "Arcade Racer" and I'm sure you'll agree that it's a good looking beast....

These babies go for a good thirty quid 'Boxed Up', and HEY! in retrospect, that would have seemed like a bargain!





Cos I got a crock of shit that doesn't actually work...

Having contacted the 'seller/thief ' he assured me that it worked just fine before he wrapped it up and entrusted it to the British postal service... Yeah right... Bite me you c**t...


Cardiff? I ask you???

C*NT!!! I got burned!!!!

OK thank Bob for Woolworths! For it was in that most Great British of institutions that I was not shafted up the a**e by some swindling sausage jockey, Saturn Steering Wheel C**k S**ker Rip Off Merchant from f**cking Cardiff,





but was in fact sold five copies of House Of The Dead 2 (PC PORT) for the rediculous price of £1 each by a most fabulous and quite attractive shop assistant called Rachel. She would have definitely (CENSORED BY THE SATURN JUNKYARD LEGAL TEAM)

HOTD2... the Dreamcast light gun legend? Playable with online options on your PC for a mere QUID??? Yes that's right a f**king POUND!! Oh the humanity!!!

So if you're lost in all the 'sweariness' of this post, that one was a high... (compared to the Welsh swindling steering wh...) You get the point.

This weekend for me has been completely consumed by gaming. Gaming!!! GAMING!!!

And two games have sucked me right in and made me completely antisocial online and within the real environments of my house. They are Last Hope (brand new Dreamcast title!!!!!)

... and Resident Evil Code Veronica (old but fabulous DC title...)... Look HERE....

Anyway, the disapointment of receiving a duff steering wheel has made me want to go to bed...

So I'm off... I will focus on the Saturn in the next post 'cos I've got a couple of new games that need mentioning. Until then lets hope the steering wheel swindling c**t from Cardiff gets *t***i**la* c***er the m**h**-f**k*** c*c*s***i*g C*NT!!!!*

Peace and love to you all!!

PS This tune by Mason has just consumed me this weekend (listen here).

BLLLRRRGGHHH!!!!

Elderly, it needs highlighting in your musical postings , its Number 5!!!

(Wow my word verification is Nasca... Like the lines man... and Nascar... )