The text is in Portuguese, but the message is clear: Chuck Norris kicks ass!
Then I thought, who else kicks ass? That's right, Segata Sanshiro! But sadly, after some research, I found out that there wasn't any kind of trading cards with his picture! SACRILEGE!
But fear not, for NebachadnezzaR is here to calm the wrath of our god, creating a card with his holy image!
Gaze with awe to what I have done in the name of our master!
So...what do you think?
The text is roughly the same of the Chuck Norris card, by the way.